Here is a list of things I love about the city of Seattle:
1. The smell of bum's urine
2. Starbucks every block and on every other corner
3. The lack of parking
4. I-5 during rush hour
5. I-5 before and after a Seahawks and Husky game
6. Bums sleeping by and peeing on my recycling/garbage bin
7. The crazy lady next to me and her inability to park a car straight
8. The middle finger
9. No Burger Kings
10. Headshops
11. Perfectly healthy people begging for money
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